Friday, February 20, 2015

Adding to collaborative writing

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Valucre is a role-playing forum or website, and role-play is by design a collaborative activity, a social game in a community. Most of us have done or seen solo threads, whether in the form of a minor quest or a character journal or so on, but individuals writing in corners by themselves is not what makes Valucre a strong community. It can produce some gorgeous writing and experimenting with your own style is one of the tenets of growth and improvement, and a solo thread is a valid way to do just that, but part of Valucre's strength is that it gives individual writers access to as many styles as there are people.

So why not benefit from that? Why not improve one's writing while simultaneously enriching the community?

The Cooperative Writing Enhancement discussion is about how we as a community can find ways to continuously improve ourselves and one another. There are a lot of reasons to want to write better but there aren't a lot of ways to act on that. Join the discussion on finding new ways to improve and take part in the writing challenges with the rest of us.

Thursday, September 4, 2014

I Searched Google for Best Role-Play Forums...

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And When Valucre Came Up, I was not Disappointed.
You want to do what with my "blow hole"?


What's happening Valucre!

That's some serious hacks. Brilliant!
Why I am going with another meme theme (ha, rhymes)? Because it is 5am, I’m tired as tired gets (worked both my days off and have pulled a double shift and had a long interview the day before—so yeah, cut me slack!) and I needed something to roll with. Besides, isn’t this the absolute truth? Put in for best role-play sites, find Valucre, and go on to be as happy as happy can be?

Anyway, googling things on the internet can be a fun, interesting, and at times terrifying endeavor. Sometimes, you look up things like, “Best Hacks” and find stuff like this on the right… or you look up “Creepy dolphins” and find stuff like what is on the left. 

Sometimes, there are thing best left unsearched on google. With that said, I'm going to jump straight into this blog, largely because I need to hurry up. Before I can do that, I will alert you to a few new changes: 

  1. Errata section- I made a boo boo last week, so I added an "Errata" section. If I make a goof, the following update will have one. But since I am a near perfect robot who requires no sleep and functions with absolute perfection, this will never be used again. >_>
  2. "What's Happening" has been changed to "Role-Play Opportunities of the Week". Largely, this is just an SEO move. 
  3. Trying a new formatting with new members, so feedback welcome. Changed named name to "New Role-Players", another SEO decision.
That's all for the major stuff--onward then!




Thursday, August 21, 2014

This Blog Used to Be So Much Better...

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Before Obama went on vacation again--Thanks Obama!



Wait, wut?
Okay, without trying to start a political war, I thought it’d be just a bit of fun to see if I could get in on this trend of blaming literally everything on Obama. I mean, whether you like him or hate him, you cannot blame him for everything. Well, you can’t do that if you’re a person who has any kind of synaptic activity going on in that thing you call a head... I’m not even going to address that one. Honestly, what is the most fun to keep track of is when people try to blame Obama for contradicting things- like where it is impossible for him to be at fault for both, but in two different conversations, that person blames him for both things. Figure that one out.

Alright, let’s dodge the politics bullet. I’m neither supporting nor condemning the president here, but rather poking fun at people with certain cognitive biases that interfere with that said synaptic activity. I know that couldn’t be true for any of you, because you’re obviously smart enough to be reading this blog, so that says something. Oh wait, wouldn’t that… never mind, let’s just get to the jump already.

Thursday, August 14, 2014

Do You Want to Build a Snowman...

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For the sake of all that is still good and right, will you just let it go?


This kid... he knows the feels.

Alright alright, super late reference to a tired out meme that is still making the rounds. Think I am kidding? Take a popular phrase from Frozen, punch the first two or three words into google and see what your suggestions are. Go on, I dare you. It doesn’t really matter, we all know it’s a tired out subject, but for actual reasons and for no special reason at all, I’m going to kick that dead horse and see if I can make the body jiggle, because who needs good taste when you have a rude sense of humor?

Besides tired out memes and decaying equines, I do have some good stuff lined up for you this week. Some interesting role-plays, a cool new extra in the additional highlights, and lots of new members who were happy to answer some interview questions and tell us a little more about them. Just when you don’t think you can stand anymore of the Frozen references, we’ll switch gears with the closing thoughts. Enjoy. >D

What's Happening Valucre?


A Frozen-Mine Craft reference. We have truly sank to new lows.
Changes at the Tavern of LegendI’m repeating this section just because the changes are more or less complete, and they certainly do benefit the new folks. If you are a new person reading this here blog and you have not yet entered the Tavern, now is a good time to do so! If you are a regular reader who has no access—well, live vicariously through a new member you can direct into trying the Tavern out. We have a list of quests now available to members, ranging from quick and easy to a bit long and more involved. There is a T-1 learning area where you can get help in learning the basics of T1 and that Tavern on fire event- it is now over, so you are safe to reenter the establishment. See the changes inside the new sub-board..


We interrupt the Frozen broadcast to bring you a real pic.
Sossego- Another new land, and the lore in this one—wow, it is a lot of lore! Hats off to Lastlight, he put some serious work into this one. In West Genesaris, near the center of Strulest Loche and north of Sunset Way, you will find the newest addition to Genesaris, the city of Sossego. Said to have been built in defiance of that major body of water (the largest source of freshwater in Genesaris, possibly the world), this city is made by interconnected series of boardwalks, leading from homes to businesses, to operations and docking stations. The people here provide themselves with all manner of work, including the tending of man-made adapted gardens.

Many of the people get around through designed waterways for vessels and boats to pass through, covering the many hundreds of miles this city takes up, or crossing the thousands of miles the lake itself spans. What makes this even more interesting, is not necessarily what is above the lake, but what might be below it. In depths that can reach over 4,000ft, the military has discovered tunnels in the lakebed that lead to unknown locations. Brave adventurers, I call to you—who will be the first to explore it? If you are thinking about it, best you read the lore first.


Mad Scientist... crazy... eh-eh? I know it was a stretch, shut up!
Sci-Fi Melodrama- Who doesn’t enjoy the occasional RP that is less about taking yourself seriously (in this case, not doing so at all) and more about having fun while poking at all the classic tropes? If you are into satire half as much as I am, this is going to be right up your proverbial alleys folks. The name of this RP here is to be corny and enjoy yourself while doing it. Take the old Mad-Scientist theme and turn it into a comedic spectacle. Intrigued? Talk to the guy running the thread over here.


Didn't he mean stage acting?
Role-Play Theatre- This is a different take on RP, and I love it. Our characters go on adventures, they go to political functions, and lately we seem to show up at a lot of parties. Who says that we can’t have some cultured folks among us, those who would hang up the sword and scabbard for the day and go see some quality entertainment instead. Yes, I am talking about the theatre`, where some characters might be actors and others the spectators. Perhaps a famous play is being presented, or the next big thing since Odin Haze taught the world about sliced bread- who could say? There is a lot of possible angles on this, so go discuss them here

See what I did there?
Pirates Reboot- One last call out for the pirates role-play event in Genesaris, though this one is now getting some traction—so get in here and join the fun. We have someone who is going to be leading the guards against Witch and her pirates in Coastal Grande, and now we have a pirate leader found for Mezthaluen. If you want the chance to take some booty and shiver some timbers or other pirate stuff, get to this thread. Or, if you are a land lubber with a penchant for kicking the arses of one legged men, you might want to be a guard or something. Come hither, regardless!

New Members!  


Eight respondents this week, a great turnout! Now, I've been making an effort to make the names look all pretty, using their own avatars to make it easier to recognize them on the board... buuuuuut my copy of CS3 (Photoshop) on my flash drive is not working properly, at all. I've had some problems with this flash as of late, telling me it's time to get a new one, and it looks like it might have corrupted photoshop for me (succcckkkkksss). Rather than dwell on  it, let's get to meeting our wonderful new people, some of which I know for certain have already been an active face around the neighborhood. 


Harlow Foster
  • What brought you to Valucre? How did you find us? 
    Welp! I belonged to a few different communities back in the early 2000's, and 'retired' from RPing in about 2006. I hung up my hat until this year, when I decided to get back into it. So I Googled 'decent forum-based roleplaying', and Valucre was about the third hit on the results page or so. The first two hits were HUGE, but so impersonal, and Valucre felt welcoming, so I took a stab at joining, and it's worked out great ^_^
  • What got you into role-play? What are your favorite types (genre, style, etc) of role-play? 
    Medieval Fantasy - by far, my favorite genre. I'm into long form, or I guess paragraph style posts, with a lot of depth and insight.
  • Do you have any long-term goals related to role-play and/or writing? If so, what are they?
    I hope to publish a series of novels over the next few years. Right now, I'm currently in the middle of the first book in the series. As far as RPing goes - I guess my longterm goal would be to find decent writing partners. I miss having them. haha ^_^';
  • What are some of your other hobbies and/or interests? What is one interesting thing about you that others might not expect when they first meet you?
    I'm a photographer and designer by trade. Every part of my life speaks to my love of creating worlds and beautiful stories. One thing people generally find surprising when they meet me - is my love of videogames! I guess I don't look like the poster child for a lady gamer, so it surprises people when I start talking about them.
  • How has your Valucre experience been so far? What do you like, and is there anything we can do to help you (as staff or fellow members)? 
    Great! I don't think there's anything really that the staff could assist me with. I would say that there seems to be a large number of newcomers who don't read the rules or lore and just jump into a thread, which can be a little frustrating. Not sure how anyone would fix that, though. ^_^ But I'm having a great time finding other members that I connect with.
JessicaHighTopp
  • What brought you to Valucre? How did you find us?
    One day I felt like I wanted to try something new, and I wanted some new places to roleplay on, so I typed in "Good roleplayer forums" and got to a site that listed roleplayer forums ( and Valucre was the highest. So I created an accunt and started to explore.
  • What got you into role-play? What are your favorite types (genre, style, etc) of role-play?
  • I started roleplaying three years ago I think, it could mer more. I was just surfing around searching for Harry Potter stuff and sites(I really loved Harry Potter) and then found a Swedish Roleplaying site with Harry Potter roleplays. I started roleplaying and man, I was really bad in the beginning! I didn't quit understand roleplaying then(I was 11-12 so). But I got better, and after one years the site shut down because nobody wanted to take care of it. I moved along to other roleplaying siter(or more specific two), both in swedish. I roleplayed there since. I've gotten much better in my roleplay and writing and made a lot of friends in the process. I still roleplay on those two sites I mentioned. 

  • I prefer roleplays when people write in he or she form(I honestly don't know what it's called in english). And when people write so you have something to answer, it dosen't matter how long or how many sentences there are in a answer, it just have to bring the roleplay foreward in some way. In genres I prefer love and romantic stuff, but I also like fantasy and roleplaying in book worlds(with own characters then). But I'm not picky, I can test new things.
  • Do you have any long-term goals related to role-play and/or writing? If so, what are they?
    Well my long term goal before I got here was to begin to roleplay in english. But now I do that, but I wanna write stories in english too. But a goal is probably to finish a roleplay, it may seem impossible to some. But sometime I would like to have a roleplay when we have an end and that is the end, it could be long, it can be short but I wanna try it.
  • What are some of your other hobbies and/or interests? What is one interesting thing about you that others might not expect when they first meet you?I love to play computer games, I prefer adventure games, but I really like shooter games too! I also love to draw, I'm not that good but I just love it so much! And now to some things that may suprise you...Well I'm from Sweden, some may now this now. I can write pretty good english but when I speak english I'm terrible! I don't pronounce things so well....And another thing: I love Alice Cooper. I listen to him almost everyday and one of my dreams is to go on one of his concerts. Many seems to be suprised by this...Maybe because I'm not that old.
  • How has your Valucre experience been so far? What do you like, and is there anything we can do to help you (as staff or fellow members)?
     I really like Valucre, everyone is so kind here! I've gotten so many welcomes and started to talk with so nice people! And I really like the New Members forum, it's really good. I have do admit that I haven't checked everything out yet, but I'm a little confused in the roleplayforums, with the different world and things like that. I don't understand where I can post just roleplays that don't takes place in one of the worlds that already exist. But overall I really like this site and it's members! ;)
Chaerc
  • What brought you to Valucre? How did you find us?
    I frequent a different roleplaying forum. It was there that someone mentioned Valucre, and had only good things to say about it. I was excited to check it out.
  • What got you into role-play? What are your favorite types (genre, style, etc) of role-play?
    It feels like a long time ago, but there was a gaming website called gametalk.com (it's gone now). I was spending time there talking about Pokemon games, and I stumbled across one of the roleplaying forums on the site. I already enjoyed writing, so I thought I'd give roleplaying a try. I'm not sure that I have a favorite type of roleplay. They are all fun to me. I suppose one of my favorite roleplays was fantasy-based, and our characters could each control an element. But the reason I liked it had more to do with the diversity and dynamics between our characters than the genre or plot.
  • Do you have any long-term goals related to role-play and/or writing? If so, what are they?
    I don't really, or at least none that are very concrete. I want to get to a point where I'm both confident of myself as a writer and proud of my work. I also want to be a versatile writer; I'm not interested in developing just one style and using it in every differing story/setting/situation.
  • What are some of your other hobbies and/or interests? What is one interesting thing about you that others might not expect when they first meet you?
    I've training in various martial arts since about the 2nd grade, and people definitely don't expect that of me when we first meet! My other hobbies kind of come and go, although reading/writing is a constant. 
  • How has your Valucre experience been so far? What do you like, and is there anything we can do to help you (as staff or fellow members)?
    It's been honestly amazing. Everyone I've talked to -- both staff and members -- has been extremely welcoming, and everyone I've roleplayed with has been a great writer. The site is kind of overwhelming at first with all there is to learn about it, but the people here have been so helpful and accommodating. I love how Valucre is a structured world and yet really anything is possible -- as in the structure doesn't limit or box us in at all, while still providing opportunities that an unstructured site could not. The site seems to maintain that philosophy of freedom of creativity in every rule and FAQ that I read through.
Untrue Fires
  • What brought you to Valucre? How did you find us?
    My friend, who's known as Ganu_Canudali here. Met him over on another site, and I'm good friends, when I mentioned that I was looking for another site, he brought this up, so, I joined. 
  • What got you into role-play? What are your favorite types (genre, style, etc) of role-play?
     I started writing short stories when I was fifteen, for a class project in Creative Writing. And that was fun, and I enjoyed it. Then, life got in the way for a while until last year, when I looked up a couple boards and joined them. As for the other question, I'm not some one genre writer, I do sci-fi and high fantasy best, but I'm willing to do anything. At that, I'm personally fond of combat, and adventures.
  • Do you have any long-term goals related to role-play and/or writing? If so, what are they?
    Actually, I don't. I want to go into college for Info Tech, and writing is just a hobby. If I do end up going into writing, I'd definitely want to write short stories, along the lines of Sherlock Holmes, but in a High Fantasy setting.
  • What are some of your other hobbies and/or interests? What is one interesting thing about you that others might not expect when they first meet you?
     I read a hell of a lot, and of course, I'm a gamer. This along with writing, and occasional cooking, is my main field. And for the second part of this, I'd prefer to not answer, as people are surprised about different things. Some see me in strange ways.
  • How has your Valucre experience been so far? What do you like, and is there anything we can do to help you (as staff or fellow members)?
    Valucre so far has been awesome. The community here is great, it's really active, and it's staff is amazing. For my likes, I'd say the different areas, with different genres in each one, along with the people. Also, the staff here is so friendly, and welcoming. As for questions or any help needed, I don't think so, it's a pretty complete and easy to handle place it seems.
Carmen
  • What brought you to Valucre? How did you find us?
     I stumbled onto Valucre because the internet. No one really bought me here, but I spent about three or four days lurking around before I finally got the galls to join, and oh boy, I am glad I did. 
  • What got you into role-play? What are your favorite types (genre, style, etc) of role-play?
    What got me into role-play? Oh man, that's a loaded question. I started writing when I was in middle school, with my best friend. We were writing one word sentences and we wrote about the dumbest things, and from there it kind of graduated into writing even more. I'll write just about anything, from romance to fantasy to steampunk, horror, adventure, etc. You name it, I'll write it! 
  • Do you have any long-term goals related to role-play and/or writing? If so, what are they?
    I don't really have any long-term goals with writing, just having fun. 
  • What are some of your other hobbies and/or interests? What is one interesting thing about you that others might not expect when they first meet you?
     For my free time, I just listen to music and dance a lot. I'm terrible at it, but it makes me happy, so don't judge me. I suppose, if I had to tell you one thing about me that people normally don't know, it would be that English isn't my first language. It's my third! 
  • How has your Valucre experience been so far? What do you like, and is there anything we can do to help you (as staff or fellow members)?
    It has been interesting, challenging, exciting, and inspiring. I like that it has it's own predetermined world, which  was VERY intimidating and confusing to me the first few days. I stuck it out because I was determined to make my already existing rp fit into the Valucre planet, but more so because the people here were absolutely awesome. I got help from every possible angle, and could not believe how friendly and welcoming everyone was. I continue to ask questions, and people continue to answer them with a willingness and grace that I've just never seen happen on other websites.
Reinholdt
  • What brought you to Valucre? How did you find us?
    I was searching for a new RP place. I poked a few other sites before ending up here via the Top RP sites list..
  • What got you into role-play? What are your favorite types (genre, style, etc) of role-play?
    Which version? I've always had an overactive imagination I can't shut off, so role-playing was just a natural transition. I like the fantasy adventuring genre, though interwoven heavily with major psychological trauma character growth. Corruption and/or redemption stories also fascinate me to an unsettling degree.
  • Do you have any long-term goals related to role-play and/or writing? If so, what are they?
  • I mostly wish to work on my descriptive capabilities and proactive character actions. I'm far too used to smaller, reactive oriented posts that concentrate heavily on the action over the feelings or the details. While there's nothing particularly wrong with that style, it doesn't help me with working my intended series of novels.
  • I guess I should also work on settings and world building for that series, but one step at a time.
  • What are some of your other hobbies and/or interests? What is one interesting thing about you that others might not expect when they first meet you?
    Games. What kind you ask? All of them. Video games, board games, card games, naughty games, role-playing games, etc. If I don't have my mind pre-occupied with my addiction to escapism, I get bored. And then bad things happen. Also, cats but that should be fairly obvious. I can't think about many interesting things about me that doesn't fall into those two purviews and isn't immediately obvious. I guess people find it fairly surprising that I actually don't read any books at all. It certainly is dichotomous of me. I mean I've tried, but books just bore me immensely.
  • How has your Valucre experience been so far? What do you like, and is there anything we can do to help you (as staff or fellow members)?
  • Well the staff is certainly the best I've ever encountered in my internet travels. Things are quite different here, especially combat and the somewhat intimidating T1 system. Granted, I still have only my limited experience at Tavern of Legends. I liked the idea of a random encounter to help teach combat, but thus far I've seen wildly different posting styles and no real comment on what's considered good or bad form. Or perhaps all of it is typical and accepted? I'm unsure. Maybe some sort of constructive feedback would help? I know how that can go pretty awry though. I'm probably overthinking it all really. I tend to do that.
  • From what I've read, I rather like the canonization process. A neat and efficient way to contribute to the overarching world.

Mendicant
  • What brought you to Valucre? How did you find us?
    My love for role playing bought me here, I actually found the place by searching something along the lines of "free form rp" on google.
  • What got you into role-play? What are your favorite types (genre, style, etc) of role-play?
    My father got me into role playing with a loose game of Dungeons and Dragons that I played with my cousins. 
  • Do you have any long-term goals related to role-play and/or writing? If so, what are they?
     I hope to just advance with my writing skills, being an author would be great, but I don't see it happening, so it'd mostly be for leisurely purposes such as role playing here on Valucre.
  • What are some of your other hobbies and/or interests? What is one interesting thing about you that others might not expect when they first meet you?
    Another hobby of mine is strategy games, I mostly play Starcraft, but I like a lot of other games of the genre, whether turn-based or real-time.
  • How has your Valucre experience been so far? What do you like, and is there anything we can do to help you (as staff or fellow members)?
    My experience has been good, I'm just hoping I can start role playing up to snuff with the oldies of the site. There isn't much you guys can help me with besides role playing with me, whether you think I'm bad or good!
Tranquility
  • What brought you to Valucre? How did you find us? 
    I was invited by a couple members from one of the online writer's groups I'm in. Neat huh? You'll probably hear this again because I think we're all liking the idea of using this place for communal writing exercises. No offense intended. I imagine some real love will develop.
  • What got you into role-play? What are your favorite types (genre, style, etc) of role-play? 
    RP? I like the idea it'll get me into a writing routine. I enjoy Romance and High Fantasy very much.
  • Do you have any long-term goals related to role-play and/or writing? If so, what are they?
    I have problems with composition, actually, so it is my hope collaborative efforts will help break me of that.
  • What are some of your other hobbies and/or interests? What is one interesting thing about you that others might not expect when they first meet you?
    I fantasize about things warm, cute, and fuzzy, and sincerely wish everyone reading this a moment's peace to smile today (many more smiles if possible), but I'm not all flowers, hearts, and candy. I push for happiness because I know what sadness is. I write of life more brutally than one might expect of someone who calls herself "Serene Tranquility".
  • How has your Valucre experience been so far? What do you like, and is there anything we can do to help you (as staff or fellow members)? 
  • My Valucrean experience has been neat so far. I keep hearing nice things about the staff here and that's wonderful. "Talk to them, be reasonable, and they'll work with you," someone told me. Oh, and she also said you guys are "easy to approach" and "don't be shy." She's probably right. If regular members are saying good things and encouraging people to make goals here, than that says something good about management. Right?
  • I've no major aspirations but to write a sob story so I doubt you'll hear from me very often.

Other Highlights?

Much like this Frozen meme that is surely got you going Ape with me, I wish I could just let these highlights go. Much in a fashion as depicted in that picture. That's letting something go alright.

When you can't hold it anymore...


The World Lore Page:  This was put together by a new member, but I totally loved it. A breakdown to help people interested in creating a new race, but not sure where to begin or what to cover. This gives you plenty of ground to cover. Well done, highly recommend taking a look.

Did You Know-  About the Find a Role-Play button? It's easy to use and very helpful! If you want a quick and easy role-play to join, hit this button and the most recently active threads tagged as "Open" will come right up. To learn more, check it out here. While you are at it, read the rest of the Did You Knows too. 

Closing Thoughts?



Here we go; the big reveal. Why did I decide to dig up a meme that is more persistent than Ralph Nader with an Undying MTG deck? Two reasons, if you must know. The first, is that I needed something to roll with and that struck me as funny at the time, so I went with it. The second reason is that it served as a primer, preparing you to deal with me jumping up and down on yet another “dead horse topic”, because that is what I like to beat. Dead horses- squishier the better. Essentially, I used a tired out meme to prepare you for a subject that is already tiring itself out—“overexposeddiscussioninception!” said the person who looks like Ted. (Button courtesy of Spacegy… don’t ask how many times I played with it tonight >>).

Okay, enough silliness; let us get serious.

You are all literate individuals using the internet, so I will not insult your intelligence by assuming you did not hear about what happened to Mr. Robin Williams, though if this came as a spoiler to you, I am both sorry for your loss and sorry for your clear lack of regular communication with the outside world, in spite of an internet connection. Here I said I was going to get serious—and I am, I swear, but the way I am going about this… well, I think this is the approach he would best identify with anyway. Robin Williams was an absolutely silly man, who approached both the serious and dramatic with this light hearted humor that just made you smile. Yes, I am coming around to a serious point, but making light of the approaching topics is something he would have done. A famous bit from Patch Adams says as much on the subject of life and death.

My two cents on that at least, and hell, you’re reading my closing thoughts, so that’s what you get. Unless you’re Canadian, in which case I’ll round it up and give you a nickel.

Perhaps I have that out of my system and will now move on with the actual intent of these closing thoughts—there are two aspects here. The first is having a frank chat on mental illness, suicidality and awareness, and the second half will be connecting this back to writing, as this is a blog about writing and role-playing. I thought about not connecting the two, leaving these closing thoughts only as a piece with the first half displayed, but I feel it necessary to stick to the roots of this blog’s purpose, even when putting out an important message.

It is a sad thing that it usually takes a tragedy to bring out the important discussions, but we’ll leave the examination of human nature for another time. For now, we’ll just sit comfortably with the knowledge that it never seemed like something to bring up until it was brought to the public stage, ironic, considering a similar event hit me on a personal level last fall. Perhaps in dealing with something much closer, it makes you forget about talking and focus on the processing and moving on—so by the time you’re back in here writing, you’re on to other subjects. When someone you grew up admiring and appreciating does the same, you have just enough detachment to come out and open the discussion.

This piece is not about passing judgment or making value statements on the act itself, so please do not read this with expectations of an official position in that regard. Instead, what I want to say (finally) is that serious depression and thoughts of suicide is serious and should be taken seriously, both by the person who experiences it and the people surrounding that individual. Yes, too often people sometimes attribute a person’s morose behaviors with being that person’s baseline, but if that person expresses something a little more—please listen. Please pay attention and be willing to lend a hand if that person has decided to extend it one more time.

If you are that person, the one who is struggling with the decision to reach out for support or to take it back and take your own life instead, I ask—no plead with you, get help. Call someone you know you can trust to make good decisions and to support you. Call one of the many hotlines available- all you need to do is make a quick google search. They are free, they are there to help, and they are trained in helping you get past the worst moments of depression’s grasp so you can carry on long enough to get to someone who can assist you in getting through the long term. If your feelings are frequent and lasting, do yourself a favor and get to a support group- and in person support group, one with people who are there.

Human social contact does wonders for you, even if you have a hard time believing it. Yes, getting up and leaving is hard, but if you have the energy and drive to consider harming yourself, I ask that you make that one last effort to go talk to someone, to meet with people, to find support and keep pushing forward, because it does eventually pass and it does get better. Suicide is a hard thing, and the controversy flares up for a reason. Suicide is much like casting a stone into still waters. You think all you have done is given up one stone, a single piece of rock that never affected anyone. Yet, when the stone hits the water, it leaves ripples- ripples that reach out far and wide, sometimes from shore to shore. We are all stones casting ripples, but suicide is something that weighs us down and makes the stone that much more massive.

I’m making my transition now, but here is a resource should you or a loved one ever need it.

Coming back around to writing, we can think of our characters like rocks as well. Not rocks like they are as interesting as a box of rocks or have as much going on in their head as a sack full of rocks rattling around- no, I mean they are the proverbial stone through into the lake of life, each one lost echoing as ripples, touching many, many others. Some of our characters are small, so perhaps their stone is not as big or as wide, or perhaps their stone is big, but only when specifically looked at by a particular group, and since the perspective of this story never sees that group, we the readers will never know.

Characters are stones, and some of them have great mass. When a character dies, they will leave ripples in their story, reaching out and touching other people often in ways they never understood. This does not just apply to characters that have harmed themselves but to any character that dies in the story period. The greater our character, the bigger their stone is as it is cast into the lake, forever lost. If we have the right perspective, we can see much of where those waves are going, and who they will touch before they lose energy and cease.
Much in the same way that we are all people who leave impressions on each other and therefore leave ripples in the lives we leave behind, do the same for your characters. Even if they start out as a loner who could not care about others much beyond their usefulness, they will eventually touch the lives of others (for better or worse) and their death will have a noticeable impact. As you develop your character, make sure that you take the time to give him those connections, to treat him as a real human being who will make friends and enemies, acquaintances and neighbors. Ensure others will notice when he’s gone.

That way, when your story parts ways with that character, plunging them into what is assumed inescapable death, you will be able to trace the ripples. To watch where waves go when the character is gone, deciding who in the story gets hit with the worst of it and who hardly notices a thing. Draw out your story, as the story of that character does not truly end with the character’s end, but instead it follows through with the others who will miss them, and by addressing that too, you add depth and dimension to your plots, a while showing just how important that lost character was.

That’s my time everyone, take care. 



-          Acies   


"No matter what people tell you, words and ideas can change the world.". ~ Robin Williams

Friday, August 8, 2014

Daytime...

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Who Actually Wants to Get Up Then?


Seriously, getting up in the daytime? My circadian rhythm is about ready to do a table-flip, it’s so mad at me. Granted, I’m naturally a night-owl sort and I have grown very used to getting up late evening or in the afternoons, depending on how my schedule rolls. Getting up early in the day to go to work during normal business hours? Yeah, my body is about ready to throw a fit. It’s my excuse of the week for why the blog is sort of lackluster, with the change in schedule the reason why it’s late (that I had no control over).

Let’s cut to it and have ourselves a blog. 

What's Happening Valucre?


It's beautiful on the inside! Stop being so judgmental.
Changes at the Tavern of LegendIt’s not necessarily relevant to those of you whose time of qualification to enter the tavern has long since passed (90 days), but it might behoove you to let newer members know of the changes that have already happened and are in the works. The Tavern of Legend has gone from just being a thread to its own little section, where we will have the ability to expand into more things than just housing a thread. Soon, people can expect a thread that gives more lore on the tavern and its regular employees, as well as the most recent post giving the most up to date information on what is happening at the tavern. Because some days are slow, and other days the place is infested with fire elementals and that kind of information is rather relevant.

In addition to that, people can also expect a thread going up that specializes in the simulated battle arena, only rather than just sparring with each other or the bouncer for kicks, you will spar with the bouncer while learning the *basics* of T1. This area will not promise anything of the sort when it comes to becoming a “Good” T1-ist, but instead will help you learn the basics and get to a point where are capable of fighting in T1 based battles or spars. In the future, other entries into the battle simulator will have its own thread, so you can spar it out without having your posts get lost in the mix with other tavern activities.

The other big piece of news regarding the tavern is you can expect tavern related quests to be coming soon. They will be shorter and require less work, serving as like an introduction to questing inside Valucre. Given that they are easier quests with less posting requirements, they will pay less than the standard quest as well, but it will be an early way to accumulate some VB while you still get a feel for the site. If you want to check it out, click this button.


Where was that front door?
Umbra- Umbra is a new major city found within Genesaris, located in the South East, just beyond the territories of the Cold South, forming their own independent rulership. The city operates on a three tiered system, and while ruled and populated by vampires, the city is actually quite welcoming to humans, with many living prosperous lives as business owners and blood donors, for which a fetching profit is to be made in being willing to donate to the blood supplies. Humans enjoy protection from vampires in that none may be drank from or turned without consent, the crime seen as a very serious offense indeed. Aspiring travelers with vampire characters should take care to conceal their religious affiliations should they choose to follow any besides the God Tenebre.

The city’s lowest tier is made up of a rabble population consisting of criminal gangs and the very poor. Lawfulness exists in low quantities here, with much of the ‘justice’ and regulation carried out by the roving gangs. The middle tier itself holds the humans and consist of business owners or other successful people, this middle class enjoying many luxuries and comforts. The upper class are elite vampires who rule the city, overseeing laws and politics.

The city also has a well-developed Watch consisting of three different types of troops, each with their own abilities and special status. Vanguards are entirely human, a troop consisting of highly skilled warriors and some magic users, a position some children grow up dreaming of one day occupying. The Carmine Elite are assassins and knights made of only vampires, highly efficient and deadly in their tasks. The last are the High Inquisitors, magic using vampires who only answer to the king. They are so rare that many people have not even seen one in their lifetime.

The city is new and the is already a wealth of lore available to you—go read it!



Disclaimer: We cannot promise you
will look this cool. 
Army Recruiting- Care to join a demon army? It could be lots of fun. Oh, you know, getting to hang out with evil beings from another plane, slaughtering those who get in your way and getting to ravage countries and cities, that sort of thing. Right now, joining will give you the opportunity to help shape the future of Biazo, as changes come along. If you want to join the ranks and be a part of rising change, check this thread out.

A snippet on the "Blood War": The Blood War had been raging for millennia now, a battle that spanned entire planes and saw the logical Baatezu, red skinned devils, pitted against the chaotic and daemonic Tanar'ri. In the world of the immortal though, time held little meaning, and so new recruits were hurled into the fray, like kindling for the fire, with each passing day. Amongst these fiends, however, there were some creatures so savage, that their very presence was used to shock enemy outposts into submission; beasts bred for bloodshed and victors of a thousand campaigns. It was these monsters that Malice first encountered when he too decided to dabble in their domain, though in him they found their match; for he was an adversary without fear, a warrior without compare that slew with unparalleled skill. 

Rather than destroying those he defeated though, the Great Devourer bound them to his banner; forging a legion from the most seasoned scum the Daemons had to offer. In the years that followed, Malice's army cut a bloody swathe across the planes, conquering entire nations with his new found strength; but history would always remember the day that a juggernaut held their ground, refusing to flee before ten thousand jaws. 


These look... fabulous!
Damn, That is a Lot of Pirates- I am plugging this one back in here because it did not get many nibbles the first time around and I would rather not kick this off with minimal bites. This is a pirate event, one technically taking place before the current Heat Wave events, so no need to incorporate that. If you like the game of Risk, this is likely going to be your thing, although there is no need to understand how to play it, it’s just influenced by that gameplay. You can either be a pirate who is trying to rob a city, or you can be on the side of the guards trying to help defend them. A little bit of luck mixed with good strategy and planning is what it is going to take to win this thing. If you are up for some booty or rewards for stopping the pirate scourge from getting away with their crimes, you really ought to go look at this thread.

Currently, Witch is heading up a pirate Team who will be attacking Coastal Grande, a hard to beat place with high reward potential. Bradapalooza will be heading up the guard defense with some allies over in Kuratel. If I recall correctly, his roster is full, so you can’t fight with him, but you can fight against him. ;)


New Members!  


As I hinted above, I only had two respondents. This means I have less to share, but at least we got two instead of none. Let's get to know the two people who took the time to drop us a few lines!



  • What brought you to Valucre? How did you find us? 
    Through the top RP sites list. Valucre was among the top 3. :)
  • What got you into role-play? What are your favorite types (genre, style, etc) of role-play? 
    I was a long-time RP-er and moderator in various sites, I have RP in both chat and play-by-post style. :) My favorite style is play-by-post, genre? I enjoy most kinds of fiction, from sci-fy to fantasy, from grimdark to fluffy rainbows.
  • Do you have any long-term goals related to role-play and/or writing? If so, what are they?
    Yes! Since English is my 2nd language, RP-ing means a lot in honing my English to fluency, also I am a writer at heart and I love to unleash my imagination through Roleplaying.
  • What are some of your other hobbies and/or interests? What is one interesting thing about you that others might not expect when they first meet you?
    I love video games, 3rd person shooters, and fighting games. Hmmm... something unexpected from me? Some people told me that they didn't expect English is my 2nd language. 
  • How has your Valucre experience been so far? What do you like, and is there anything we can do to help you (as staff or fellow members)? 
    Absolutely terrific! Wunderbar! I have everything sorted out here. The community is active, friendly, amazing and the staffs are helpful and truly act like leaders and mentors, not bosses. :)

  • What brought you to Valucre? How did you find us?
    Nogusta talked to me about this place and told me to check it out, that I might find it interesting. 
  • What got you into role-play? What are your favorite types (genre, style, etc) of role-play?
    I write a lot, usually in french and mostly novels but I think it is always good to practice a language when it isn't your mother tongue so role-play is a good way to work it out. I like many different styles but I think psychological evolution all through a story is the most important. I am into fantasy a lot, ancient style or futuristic.
  • Do you have any long-term goals related to role-play and/or writing? If so, what are they?
    I have writen a few novels in french. There is a series I am trying to finish but having a kid and being back to school doesn't leave me a lot of time. However, whenever I have some time for myself, I am writing or drawing. As for role-play, I do it for fun mostly in my free time.
  • What are some of your other hobbies and/or interests? What is one interesting thing about you that others might not expect when they first meet you?
    Chess, Martial Arts, Science, Meditation, Home Décor, Cooking, Playing Pool, Drawing, Singing, Taking pictures, Gaming, Artistic Make-up, etc... Many more actually, I am interested in almost everything.
  • How has your Valucre experience been so far? What do you like, and is there anything we can do to help you (as staff or fellow members)?
    So far I've only had the chance of sharing some of my art. I was out of town so I didn't spend a lot of time around here. I expect to be participating to some role-play whenever I get the chance. I like how active this site seems. I had many people giving me warm welcomes. This place seems friendly but also, it seems like the people here are interesting to share with. As for help, not for the moment, when I will have more time, I'll try to figure stuff by myself but I will make sure to ask someone if anything.

  • What brought you to Valucre? How did you find us?
    Sporkmcfarglesnark told me about it because I was really struggling with Tumblr/Gaia roleplay 8') 
  • What got you into role-play? What are your favorite types (genre, style, etc) of role-play?
    Having made up stories about all the characters I draw, I just really wanted to make worlds for them and see how they would interact with people others have made! I'd have to say that I really love drama and character building, but fantasy/sci fi are my fave~
  • Do you have any long-term goals related to role-play and/or writing? If so, what are they?
    I'd really love to get to the point where I get confident to start up my web comic. I'm a skilled artist and animator, it's just my writing isn't where I'd like it to be yet, and I know roleplay can help me get a lot better! Plus it's the funnest thing to do :D
  • What are some of your other hobbies and/or interests? What is one interesting thing about you that others might not expect when they first meet you?
    I draw and do 2d animation. I'm also in school for my master's degree in game art.  Something interesting about myself? Um...there's really not much other than my love of drawing and writing! I guess getting married is something most people don't expect either haha!
  • How has your Valucre experience been so far? What do you like, and is there anything we can do to help you (as staff or fellow members)?
    IT'S BEEN AMAZING! I absolutely love it here. Everyone is so kind and so helpful and so very eager to lend a helping hand or a friendly word. It's such a shift from all the hateful comments on Tumblr and Gaia roleplay. I feel like this is an actual safe place and I feel so comfortable here and I haven't even posted in my first thread yet. Soon, though!

  • What brought you to Valucre? How did you find us?
    When I was born, I was captured by Leonardo DeCaprio. He was preparing for his role as Jack in the Titanic franchise, but you see I was playing the role of his best friend, Marcus. So we got along but then Leo decided it would be a nice idea to drive the ship into a giant ice-burg. This made me extremely upset, because I fell a million miles underwater when the ship capsized. Then after being pulled ashore on the land of Valucre, this nice lady named Rin, said "Hello", and henceforth I am here.
  • What got you into role-play? What are your favorite types (genre, style, etc) of role-play?
    Roleplay is fun for all of the obvious reasons. It lets you dive into another person's life and see how they would react. I actually try my best not to get emotionally attached to any of the characters that I create. It makes me feel like a mad scientist, I am putting these people in random environments and only write how I think that person would act, then I study other people's reactions. It really helps me link actions and reactions.
  • Do you have any long-term goals related to role-play and/or writing? If so, what are they?
     My long term goals for this website would be able to create a long story following the adventures of one of my characters, who I  have created. Meaning I will have them travel through multiple threads and finish with their own thread and conclusion. I have a handful of characters to choose from right now, but I am not sure which one I should use.
  • What are some of your other hobbies and/or interests? What is one interesting thing about you that others might not expect when they first meet you?
     One of my hobbies is playing music. I know how to play the guitar, bass, ukulele, and a little bit of the mandolin. I am a member of a band with a couple of my other friends. Also, I am attempting to design psychological experiments in my spare time over the next couple of years. And I guess, people would not expect me to be such a dork when they first meet me, but I am.
  • How has your Valucre experience been so far? What do you like, and is there anything we can do to help you (as staff or fellow members)?
    My time on Valucre has been okay so far, the only disappointing thing is when I enter a thread and it slowly dies before reaching completion, but I suppose that's true for everyone. And as staff, I don't know. The Big Man on campus; Carlos. And yourself as well as a couple of other people have offered help. I guess I just need to get up to date on the politics of Valucre, but perhaps I will learn about that as I go along, however if there is anything super important I need to know, please tell me.

  • What brought you to Valucre? How did you find us?
    I wanted to redo an old rp as a dedication to a friend (old rp buddy) and a former Valcure user recommended it to me.
  • What got you into role-play? What are your favorite types (genre, style, etc) of role-play?
    I met my current BFF on another website, and having many things in common, we got to know each other and became fast friends. I prefer fantasy, medieval fantasy, and post apocalyptic, but I'm usually open for anything and everything. In other aspects, I love reading and writing long posts, lore-rich story ideas, and the mystery and excitement of following a collaboration wherever it leads. 
  • Do you have any long-term goals related to role-play and/or writing? If so, what are they?
    I've always loved writing with other people and interweaving the different subplots, but I also used role-play as a way to help young writers develop better grammar, better storytelling skills, and their own personal style. I also use it as a combatant of writer's block (relating to whatever I happen to be writing outside of role-play.) That continues to be the case, now going on ten years, so I guess it always will be. As a novelist, I am still working up the courage to try publishing my WIP as well as 35 years worth of completed novels. 
  • What are some of your other hobbies and/or interests? What is one interesting thing about you that others might not expect when they first meet you?
    Reading. Watching high fantasy movies. Playing action/advent or RPG video games like Zelda, Mario, Elder Scrolls: Oblivion, and Final Fantasy X, as well as first-person shooters like Far Cry, and Return to Castle Wolfenstein. Repairing/rebuilding computers. Studying/researching all aspects of human medicine, criminology, law, the military, and all cultural and geology/geographical history - American, European, Asian, etc.  As for the second question, I don't know if this would be necessarily interesting, but it's certainly weird. I got the raised eyebrows, the widened eyes, and the "no-way"s when people find out that I'm a major gamer and computer geek, but all because I listen to a very unusual grouping of music - rap, punk, heavy metal, Christian, classical, rock from the fifties to date, and old country. I have an appreciation for nearly every kind of music.
  • How has your Valucre experience been so far? What do you like, and is there anything we can do to help you (as staff or fellow members)?
    It has been interesting, challenging, exciting, and inspiring. I like that it has it's own predetermined world, which  was VERY intimidating and confusing to me the first few days. I stuck it out because I was determined to make my already existing rp fit into the Valucre planet, but more so because the people here were absolutely awesome. I got help from every possible angle, and could not believe how friendly and welcoming everyone was. I continue to ask questions, and people continue to answer them with a willingness and grace that I've just never seen happen on other websites.

  • What brought you to Valucre? How did you find us?
    What brought me here was just me searching for a role play site and I found this one. I actually like it because of the many locations it has.
  • What got you into role-play? What are your favorite types (genre, style, etc) of role-play?
    I got into role play from a couple friends who did it and they introduced me to it. Favorite types are anything involving vampires and things like that. 
  • Do you have any long-term goals related to role-play and/or writing? If so, what are they?
    No I do not.
  • What are some of your other hobbies and/or interests? What is one interesting thing about you that others might not expect when they first meet you?
    I bake and I am good at it. Interesting thing is that I can speak 8 different languages.
  • How has your Valucre experience been so far? What do you like, and is there anything we can do to help you (as staff or fellow members)?
    It has been good. I might have said already what I like in the first question's reply. But you guys do not need anything to do help me because you are going a good job already.

  • What brought you to Valucre? How did you find us?
    Google O: Someone asked about a good rp forum and this was what someone else said O: I was looking for a good place to rp since the place I am currently rping on is not a rp site. O: It is a anime forum so rping is not what they do. Most of the rps there died or just not my thing. O:
  • What got you into role-play? What are your favorite types (genre, style, etc) of role-play?
    A friend of mine on another anime site ran a rp group.O:  I use to enter the rp contest which were art based to help her activity.O: I won most of them so she said why not join in.O: I never did it before so I was sure why not O: It was a Naruto based on and I like naruto so I stated and enjoyed it O: From there I joined a Bleached based on and then many other and it is now 6-7 years or so later O: I enjoy pretty much anything where I can use magic as those are more fun to me then non magic but I do enjoy those too O: Done both the big 3 anime rps more often but done some of everything O: I tend to use the same char and like to tie that into which ever rp I am working in O: 
  • Do you have any long-term goals related to role-play and/or writing? If so, what are they?
    Passes time and I enjoy it. O: Also gives me ideas for the book I am currently working on O:
  • What are some of your other hobbies and/or interests? What is one interesting thing about you that others might not expect when they first meet you?
    I am a gfx artist as well a a off and on Yugioh player O: Foruming is what I tend to do most of the time when not working or out in the real world.O: I spend most of my time at work,home or hanging out at the tattoo shop my home boy works out of. So I am pretty tattooed up O: Idk, pretty much most things about me O: I am tattooed and have dreads so I look like black guy number 46343553 O: So once people see I am not like the "Black People" that tend to have the same look as me, tis a fun trip for them O: I am a very different person from most and until you know me, you never know what to expect O:
  • How has your Valucre experience been so far? What do you like, and is there anything we can do to help you (as staff or fellow members)?
    Pretty good so far.O: At first I was not sure how to start or how things worked as this is my first rp site.O: I was not sure I would fit in or even find a place that would take me in O: I didnt know where to start and how about going about it O: But then everyone jumped in and helped me with all my questions O: I still only know a small corner of this place but I am working my way into it all.O: The starter tavern is a great idea though I made one post and then found a rp to join O: If I didnt I would have used it more to see where I could go to rp since that was the hardest part for me O:

Other Highlights?

Highlights. Reel. Get it? I crack myself up.
The World Lore Page:  The lore pages are numerous, but you can easily go to the world lore page to have access to many other places. The world lore page gives you easy access to the lore sections for the main lands and the level 3 boards, as well as useful links to other areas and some basic information. To take a look, click this.

Did You Know-  About the portal page? Yep, we have one, and it shows you important announcements and recent RP posts. To learn more, check it out here. While you are at it, read the rest of the Did You Knows too. 

Closing Thoughts?

I'm cheating again, because I am not feeling so great and I would rather have this up for you now with something not of my own writing than make you wait another day or two while my body settles down from how irked it is that my sleep schedule got flipped upside down. I'm not doing a good job thinking of subjects to write about this week and I hardly trust myself to write something longer than a few paragraphs without getting lost and inserting a bunch of nonsensical material that has little connection to the coherently formed sentences before it. On top of that, I need to go to bed in a little over an hour, and I rarely spend that short of a time in putting out some closing thoughts. Generally, those turn into a couple hours minimum.

All that said, here is something from Seanan McGuire that I liked, talking about how the English language can be such a difficult pain. It's worth contemplating, so I leave you with that.

Thoughts on Writing #2: Your Grammar Is Eating The Neighbors.

...what's sad is that this is nicer and less snarky than the first essay in this series. Just in case you'd wondered whether I was mellowing. The original thought:

The rules of English grammar were devised by an evil linguist who had a bone to pick with the adherents of the more traditional schools of the written word. They laughed at him in the academy, and we bastards are still paying today. You don't need to have a perfect grasp of the seventeen thousand (occasionally conflicting) rules to be a writer; that's what editors and proofreaders are for. At the same time, you can't just throw a bunch of words at the page and expect to have all your work done for you. Learn the basic rules of punctuation and grammar before you subject other people to your work. They can squabble over the Oxford commas at their leisure.

Ready?

Let's begin.English Is A Monster.

Those of us who grew up with English may not be consciously aware of what every "English as second language" person in the world knows full well: English is hard. Our grammar is needlessly complicated, full of pit-traps and sneak attacks. Constructing a sentence in English is sort of like trying to snatch six specific garter snakes out of a nest. The nest has been buttered. Also, the snakes bite. Now, once you've been juggling garter snakes—or speaking English—for a few years, you can generally get the six snakes you want with a minimum of trouble. But they'll always be buttered, and they'll always have teeth.

We have a language built on the stolen bones of other languages. The people responsible for "creating" English were basically playing Dr. Frankenstein, using spare parts to make something capable of smashing the local village. I use the term "creating" loosely, because English wasn't created as much as it just, well, evolved. People looked up one day and realized that they were speaking this weird new language, and by that point, they were used to it, so they didn't stop. I mean, the nice thing about Frankenstein's Monster is that it's big, flexible, and pretty damn difficult to kill. You can always bring it back with a set of jumper cables and a car battery, and that's a useful trait to have in a monster, or in a language. The big thing to remember is that, at the end of the day, it may be friendly, but it's still a monster. There's always the chance that it's going to kidnap your wife, crush your neighbor, and go rampaging off down the street.>

It is easier to be unclear in English than it is in almost any other language, partially because of its innate flexibility. There's a running joke on NCIS—a television procedural—about a foreign-born character misspeaking and mangling her idioms, because, ha ha, English is hard. Well, guess what? English is hard. Anyone who tells you that English isn'thard is either delusional or trying to lull you into a false sense of security. Possibly because their own personal monster of English is getting hungry...
Right, Get The Torches.

Put down the torch, hotshot: English may be a monster, but it has its uses. As I said before, it's big, flexible, and pretty damn difficult to kill. And it can express almost anything you want. This is a language that has so many wonderful words that we regularly allow old ones to fall out of common use, replacing them with shiny new words, like buying new parts for our monster. This is a language that we can use to knock downother people's villages. We just need to be certain that we know how to control it.

Now, I could pretend to be all-knowing and give you a lot of instructions on how not to split an infinitive and how to avoid overly complex sentences, but let's get real: I am not an English teacher. I'd just be parroting information out of books, and while I'd like to think that my parroting would be amusing, it wouldn't be any better than what's already out there. I do recommend that you pick up On Writing, by Stephen King, and Strunk and White's Elements of Style. One book will teach you basically everything you need to know about the strict rules of making your monster do what you want it to do. The other will teach you some handy tips about making your monster dance the hokey-pokey. Both are good things to know, and both are going to be a lot more useful to you than all the parroting in the world.

If you're really confused about the way that grammar works, take a class! Most community colleges offer basic English courses. Note that I'm not saying "take a class that teaches you how to write"—you'll do that, or you won't do that, based on your own needs and what you personally feel will help you grow as a writer. I'm saying "take a class that teaches you about the language." English grammar is the way it is because its creator was laughed at in university. Maybe if you go to university, you can learn how to stop laughing and start understanding why it felt the need to smash your barn.

I'm really enjoying this monster metaphor. Can you tell?
But My Grammar Is Good Enough For Teh Intarwebs!

...ow, my brain. Look: everything is good enough for "teh Intarwebs." That is, really, the beauty of the Internet. With the click of a button, you can become a published author. When I finish something, I have the power to put it right up online. Bam. Now, being as I'm me, I'm always going to proofread it and run it by a few people first, but I couldpublish it the second it's finished. No one's standing over my shoulder saying "I think you spelled that wrong." No one's going to smack me for splitting an infinitive, or for constructing a sentence so convoluted that my point gets lost in a forest of modifiers. Well, Brooke might, but that would be after the fact; the the words would still be out there. No one is grading the Internet.

The thing to remember here is context. Vixy and I regularly have entire conversations in LOLcat, and Shawn and I mostly just make incoherent dinosaur noises at each other via IM. That's totally fine. But I'm not going to read a novel written in either of those styles. "Good enough for the Internet" doesn't mean that your grammar is any good; it just means that your personal equivalent of Brooke has not yet smacked you on the head and dragged you off to the Lagoon for a little remedial education.

I am very loose with language in my blogging, because it's my blog; I can be loose with the language if I want. I abuse punctuation freely and without qualms. I insert random capitals in the middle of my sentences for emphasis. I make up words. I use really big words without necessarily giving the surrounding context to avoid confusing my readers. Periodically, I devolve into LOLcat for no reason beyond "I wanted to." The more I learn about grammar and punctuation, the less I do some of these things, just because I'm training myself out of bad habits. At the same time, there are things I used to do carelessly that I now do on purpose. I see the rules. I choose to let my monster smash them.

When I'm writing fiction, or even serious non-fiction, I get a lot more careful with the way I word and structure things. I don't want to risk confusing and alienating people by mistake; I want to do it on purpose. I have people read and review me, and when I get the same critique from multiple sources, I tend to take little crash-courses in the way to make my monster work for my benefit. Nothing says "learn how to control your monster" like being told exactly what it's doing wrong.

The Internet is where you can let your monster rampage. Everywhere else, you may need to give it a little training.
So I'm Basically Screwed.

Yes and no. No matter how much you train your monster, it's always going to be a monster. Nothing you or I or anyone else can do is going to change that. You could try writing in a different language, but that's going to raise a whole new set of problems.

At the same time, you can learn to control your monster, at least well enough that the people who do this professionally can recognize its potential and guide you along. Maybe you'll never develop a consistent approach to the Oxford comma, but if that's the only mess your monster's making, your line-editors are really unlikely to care. No one expects perfection. They just expect the house to still be standing when you and your monster leave.
Good luck, and remember, stay away from the castle.


That's it for the week. See you next time. 


-          Acies   


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